Peter’s first read through.


Please do not speak to me for the next thirty-six hours unless you are prepared to discuss, in detail, my feelings about this sexy angry bug skeleton and his cute dad jokes.



Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

Mallory Ortberg is everything.

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*


everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(via jaelyn-aragon)


things media needs to do:

  • stop fat shaming
  • stop trying to endorse women of different sizes by shaming the size 2’s and 0’s
  • stop saying “Boys like a little extra to grab” as if the only reason you should be proud of your body is because boys like it
  • That being said, allow women to feel good about being seen as attractive if that’s what they want, instead of calling them ‘vain’

(via jaelyn-aragon)

1. Your eyes will be fireflies. Boys will want to catch them
(you) & keep your flickering body in a jar until the light goes out.
I’ll resurrect electricity when I find you on the porch.

2. Your father might leave. Your mother might teach you the wrong
words for this. Everyone will be scared of the ending world
but I will build a new one & promise not to turn to ash,
to call love everything except

For awhile, all our mothers must burn.

3. You might kiss girls. You might not be
a girl at all. Your body might be at war
with your heart. You’ll take up arms, but find
a peace treaty. I’ll bandage the wounds
& feed the troops & swear not to make jokes
about my own body being Switzerland.

I won’t make any jokes at all. I’ll practice
my pronouns.

4. If you meet the ugly of the world,
kill it with kindness & refuse to turn
your saliva to vinegar.

5. Our family has strong arms, but if the bridge collapses
& the current sweeps you under,
remember that I can dive.

Our lungs are even stronger.

6. There are monsters under the bed, but
they are only our own. We make them when we
refuse to love ourselves.

7. This life is about learning
everything we can learn & trying
our best not to hurt anyone. Do not
sharpen your knowledge into a knife.
You’ll only cut yourself.

I’ll stop the bleeding if you do.

8. You’ll see my own scars & this is where
you’ll remember

all mothers must burn, that everything
in life sets itself on fire.

The forest will fall to the ground
but grow again—more wild.

The burns are saying that everything here
survived to show you how.

Moriah Pearson, to my future child
(via mooneyedandglowing)

(via jaelyn-aragon)



real women have whatever body type they want whether it be curvy, stick thin, or in between. Shut up with the “real women have curves” because you are shaming skinny women and that’s not the right way to rid fat shaming.

True this. The skinny shaming is getting out of hand.


hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

(via damianmcgintleman)